We’re back! And we’re really happy to see you again, because you’ve come a long way since you came down from the tree next to the monkey!

We must tell you, however, that we are the only true angels and the only true Martians, and that all the others are imitations, as you will be able to see with us as we discover together how much you resemble us, except for a few details.

We will therefore help you succeed in your first contact with real aliens, thanks to our advice for very great intergalactic beginners, including clothing, so that we can recognize at first glance the Earthlings who are our ambassadors by proudly wearing our colors.

For the others you can stay with the hair, because it suits you well, but for those of you who that are ready to meet E.T., Mogwai and the others, – including us! -, we have prepared everything you need, from briefs to panties, T-shirts to sweatshirts, beach towels to blankets, and tutti(Angel) to quanti(Martian)!

And if you want to earn 10% off, be sure to follow us on https://www.tiktok.com/@angel_of_mars_clothing, as we regularly offer new coupons, which you can check out in our wonderful videos showcasing the only alien clothing you absolutely need!

(Otherwise, we invite you to eat, and we let you guess who is on the menu…)