We have observed your rules carefully. We will follow them literally.

We are more evolved than you. For you, therefore, we are almighty and omniscient.

Our cooking recipes are therefore based on your rules and our status.

They are delicious, and since we are at the top of the trophic chain, according to your rules, everything below us is edible.

So we chose the main ingredient as the tastiest, even if it’s not yet part of your eating habits.

You will love it, yourselves, and your rules applied to yourselves.

But don’t thank us, because we are Angels and Martians, and we are here to help you.

To conclude, as you could have said, you will love your next meal as yourself : bon appetit!

Sincerely yours

Mr. M.

Mrs. A.