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5 On the beach again …
Hello Earthlings!
You also go to the beach! Oh, really? That’s incredible, because we go to the beach too!
But there’s something we don’t understand, and that makes your behavior quite irrational, because you’re going to the beach with a towel, while we’re doing the same thing with our portable ocean!
Try to be logical for a few seconds, because the surface area is 37,871,220.85 square kilometers, and for the next ocean, it says “about 1 light-second” (only)…
So, in fact, if you want, you can come with your towel, because if you are looking for sand on the beach, you will find it. But when it is time to get into the water, then you will understand why the concept of a portable ocean is our shared future!
You’ll see, it’s easy to wear, and with a little practice, when properly rolled, under the arm, you’ll forget about it! And the icing on the cake, the waves are included for the same price!
Therefore, in this case, yes, you can come with your new alien towel to the beach of the Moon, because being properly equipped, you don’t have to send a message in a bottle, walking on the Moon …
Sincerely yours
Mr. M.
Mrs. A.

















