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Our story
Get to know us
We came and went a long time ago, but we are back to the past, because we have received your message from space, which has made us laugh a lot.
To keep a low profile, we’ve disguised ourselves as shopkeepers, and we’re counting on you to simulate sales in such a way that no one notices that we’re slightly different.
And since you are at least as friendly as we are, to thank you, we are going to give you tons of advice so that you can evolve in the right direction, that is to say ours!
Our mission
Normally, we are only observers, but since you are now able to produce coherent sounds that can be assimilated to a language, and even to draw them, we will take the opportunity to explain to you how similar we are, – give or take a few hundred million years of evolution given your speed on this subject -, pointing out in passing that in the end, the details that distinguish us are negligible for those who are willing to put a little goodwill into a relationship that can only be mutually enriching, because we love animals very much in their first moments of evolution: it’s touching like the babies of the Planet of the Apes and their first steps!
Our vision
We see very well, and don’t need glasses and other microscopes and telescopes at all, because we know that your path will join ours, well…, if you manage to survive yourself, which doesn’t seem so obvious, but we will still try to help you discreetly, so stay attentive to our advice guaranteed 100% of a future you could be in, and in good agreement with us please!
Our team
We started living and working together around the beginning of eternity, or even a little before, and we work very well in our complementarities, even with our artificial tin can that we sometimes leave as a teacher to the animals that seem the most promising in terms of evolution.
So don’t worry if we leave you with Doctor Te_ch-OF when we leave, because you will see, it’s at least as reliable as your AI right now…
Mrs. Angel
(The only true intergalactic angel, without weird wings, and with a built-in halo!)
Dr. Te_ch-Of
(The only evolution teacher who can communicate with missing letters!)
Mr. Martian
(The original authentic Martian, because all the others are Earthlings in disguise!)