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1 V_y_ger is back …
Hello Earthlings!
We did receive your space tin can, with its pretty drawings on it, and then we thought it was time to come back to see if you’re still as hairy and as passionate about bananas and coconuts.
Otherwise, we must tell you that your space thing was a little tired from the trip, because, as a machine, it asked to meet a male gizmo with the IQ of an AI…
So out of charity, we gave him a USB stick in its packaging with a bottle of binary oil, and since he discovered the right direction of the device, it is very pleased and thoughtful, hence we think this is your first success in communicating with other spirits, not to mention distant aliens.
And since we have well noticed that letters are missing in the words, in theory, this time, – for the first time – we will be able to dialogue, thanks to the cream of the crop of your smartest sales representatives.
It is true that when one is named V_y_ger, another can expect a more than perfect contact, because such perfection is really frightening in terms of precision…
But fortunately, we are here to help you with this very critical mission, and so, just repeat after us: Hell_! (Hellunderscore!)
Easy, isn’t it?
Sincerely yours
Mr. M.
Mrs. A.





